• me: yeah idk i'm just not a fan of how the reboot has completely lost touch with the original message of tos and frankly i find some of their choices for the movies downright offensive and i don't support them
• me when trek 3 comes out: FUCK 👏 ME 👏 UP 👏 SCOTTY 👏

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

• BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
• ME: ok this is very good
• under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
• and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
• so this is a great comment
• BABY: [knocks over tower]
• ME: that’s right

• me after i've made any purchase over $5: it's okay........ it's fine.,m..... you're fine...,, it's okya... it oka